1) "Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair?
What's this shit made out of, anyway? "
"Uhh... Steel."

2) [holds up a vial]
"What's that?"
"Antidote."
"To what?"
[matter-of-factly] "The poison you just drank"

Indiana Jones-Megaphonic



3) "i don't like his feet."
"they're only feet, you little twerp."


4)"Hey wait a minute... I don't even know your name..."
[Echoing] "Kira..."



5)"Are you there?"
"I said yes."
"We didn't hear you."
"I nodded."
[smiling] "We can't hear nods."


6)"Where to, Miss?"
"To the stars."

7)"Forgive me for the intelligence of my argument; I'd forgotten that you were a Member of Parliament."


8) [surprised] "I'm shot"
[in disbelief] "What?"
"I... I'm shot!"
[falls to the ground]

9)"The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something..."
[whispering hopefully, with his fingers crossed] "Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay..."

Simpsons movie-Vannan


10)"Phone call. Long distance from Scotland. Something about the Loch Ness Monster and some missing diamonds."
"Another case!"
Nancy Drew-Clubtail

11)"Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube."